
Naruto's infamous double Rasengan.
first off i would just like to start by mentioning the above note that im a naruto fan and that i enjoy watching and reading naruto.
with that said il begin my “review”.
*clears throat”
ok now to begin i would like to take everyone back to the end of the first naruto series, where naruto goes off to train with the pervert jeraiya, rememeber? good. so now i bring you to the first part of the naruto shippuden series where naruto has grown older.
in this chapter of naruto’s life he has trained with jeraiya for 2 years and after watching 80 episodes 80!!!!! i have come to the reasonable conclusion that naruto is infact a fucking stupid retard with no clue how to do shit. also il give my opinion on why naruto as shippuden is losing my interest at the end.
1: naruto displays his newest skill against the imitation of itachi where naruto creates a giant rasengan, which has to be the most stupid move developed by someone trained by one of the legendary sannin!. for 1 that giant rasengan needs alot of chakra to create and a shadow clone too help him maintain it which means his chakra is far less then the normal rasengan (yeh good fucking idea….NOT!!), what kind of ninja would delibratly put himself into such a stupid position!? even if he does have the chakra of a god, he certainly doesnt now does he!?. secondly that move is so slow the opponent/target would have to be completly stationary (not moving) in order for it to hit its mark which in this perticular series means the opponent will beat the brink of death anyway where a giant rasengan would do little to change the enividable outcome. thirdly, what if it misses? (like it did) he wasted soooo much chakra that it could have powered konoha for an entire year or more if it ran on chakra. lasltey what the hell was wrong with the normal rasengan as far i remember hitting anyone with a normal rasengan, i mean a full body hit, would mean that they would have a massive whole in them anyway, so making a bigger one doesnt really make a whole lot of difference in my opinion.
2: his second all mighty technique he learnt while training with a lagendary ninja was the “genjutsu negating ability” which sounds simply terrific except for one small snag in the dickhead’s plans….it doesnt work!!! (rofl) what a fucking surprise! NOT!, once again he displayed a technique which proves to be ultimatly useless un the face of a formidable foe (in this case the imation of itachi AGAIN!!!!!). so i ask to myself and now to everyone reading this, what is the point of teaching techniques that dont work on a tough opponent? il save everyone the mental struggle, THERE IS NONE!!!!!! so that adds up to 2 things naruto spent years of his life training to master these techniques useless and ultimatly dissapointing fans from seeing some improvement in naruto AGAIN!. in the end the attack makes a landing but only because his opponent was…can YOU guess?…thats right complelty fucking stationary, held by kakashi as i recall.
3: now depending on what your views are to making an interesting, entertaining anime you may disagree but still i will express my opinion regardless. is it just me or is naruto shippuden becoming like the dragonball z series? i mean with the countless episodes of talking before something epic happens, they actually had (if i recall correctly) an entire episode AND I KIDD YOU NOT!!!!!!! an entire fucking episode of jumping through a forest just fucking TALKING!!!!!!!!!! just before team kakashi met up with team gai, ths old hag of a ninja was just talking RECAPING what viewrs who would have seen naruto from the start or even at the end of the first series by this point would already know!!!!! and entire episode of SHIT!!!!!!. fans dont wait a week just to see an old lady talk and talk we have real life for that (nothing against old people just stating a fact) and the people who made the episode knew it too thats why they tried and i mean TRIED to make something interesting happen which was sakura pulling of some slightly imprsssive moves between 3 or 4 trees and that was it THAT WAS IT!!.
with all that said naruto still has its entertaining parts but lets be honest naruto has gone down hill somewhat, and now if you want to be entertained like the first series youll have to wait 6 or 7 weeks to get 6 or 7 episodes to get that feeling back due to the amount of unnessasary amount of wind blowing scenes and stare down scenes!! who the hell cares bout them staring at each other fans wona see some action at this point all the intimidation that the opponent can do has already been done! just FIGHT! PLEASE! PLEASE! GOD DONT MAKE THE WIND BLOW IN NARUTO PLEASE! DONT FOR FUCK SAKE!.
i hope im not alone on this because this really irratates me as you can now tell does anyone else think that they could use that time to better use? because i friggin do! i duno make a wise crack about someones face or like sai does about narutos dick (FUCKING HELRIOUS!) thats time well spent for entertaining fans a far as im concerned.
that concludes my review about the new naruto shippuden series, hope you enjoyed! and mst importantly agree
stay strong naruto fans he’ll get there in the end….most likly at OUR end at this rate.
the DAZMAN